Mindless Rambling & Scattered Thoughts....

Seems like I have alot of these lately!

* How can Johnny Depp make being dirty, having gold teeth, wearing dreadlocks and black eyeliner so DAMNNN SEXY???!! (I'd set sail with Cap'n Jack Sparrow ANYDAY!)
* Why do I keep having crazy dreams about men I dont even know?
* Why do I read Dede's & Shirley comments & Emails when Im drinkin coffee? I always end up laughing so hard it comes out my nose-ya think I'd learn by now!
* How in the hell can we have a Hail storm when its 112 degrees outside?
* Why do I decide to practice celibacy during a BFL Challenge? We all KNOW that the workouts, healthy food and clean living INCREASE our sex drive...UGGHHHH!!!!!!!
* When is my Eye-Candy gunna come back to the gym?? The last 2+ months just havent been the same with out him to "admire"
* Why do I get asked out on a constant basis when: Im already seeing someone or taking a break from dating....but when Im wantin to date-No such luck!
* Why does Muscle Armor taste soooo nasty?
* Does anyone ever get their Protein Powder to mix up to the point that there are no lil'
"protien-powder-islands" floating around in the glass?
* Why does my upper body tan so easily, but my legs take FOREVER to get dark?
* Damn... Elliott Sadler is sexy-as-hell...
* How can my cell phone go from 5 bars to zero bars & drop my calls when I dont even move?

* Why is almost everything on this list about M-E-N????????????

Damn Celibacy!!